Just making sure I have this on my Tumblr to watch anytime I wish…
*points to ur lap* is this seat taken
role model since I was 6
lucyliunareclipse, via schwaggish)
it’s weird how it’s socially acceptable to put someone else’s genitals in your mouth but eating a dorito off the floor after a few seconds is gross what a fuckin double standard
heckitygirl, via heartheartxo)
"She once asked me the name of my favourite poet and I replied
She laughed and played along and asked me which one of his works was my absolute favourite
I said it was the one where he wrote her into existence."
- Unknown (via
some-thing-to-say, via ispytrintrin)
Spooning is cute and fun until the neck kissing happens… Then… well, shit gets real.
did-you-lose-your-compassion, via youngwildfreeandalive)
when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head
you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows
im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
Let’s make out and play video games in our underwear.
buy me cute underwear and i will let u see me wearing it
are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch
festiveceilingfan, via jbleezy4sheezy)
Anonymous asked: are you a top or a bottom?
dont bully me im a virgin